I HATE SEGULLS

A game about being the worst bird possible.
Fly, poop, steal, scream — live your best seagull life.
Crash weddings, snatch sandwiches, ruin beach days, and leave a trail of chaos in every city you visit.
Make friends. Start beef. Collect bizarre helmets with strange powers.
Each one gives you new abilities — from turbo flying to mind-controlling other birds.
There’s a serious story buried under all the nonsense.
But mostly? You’re here to be an absolute menace.